Financially Outlasted the Rest of Detroit
Jimbo "I love my Chevy. Chevy is number one!"
Thomas "Did you know GM received a government bailout to stay in business?"
Jimbo "All them car makers did."
Thomas "Not Ford."
Jimbo "Found on road dead. Hahaha!"
Thomas "Actually, Ford now stands for financially outlasted the rest of Detroit. GM stands for government motors."
pimpmacher가 작성 2013년 03월 06일 (수)
The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.

Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
Sum Bitch, The Ford is running like a fat chick after the salad bar!
89newporker가 작성 2013년 02월 20일 (수)
Ford means..
For Our Retarded Drivers
Guy 1: I bought a new Ford today!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Ford. -_-
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 3: Lol.
WhoKickMyDog가 작성 2011년 07월 24일 (일)
The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!
"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?"

"Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!
Dodgefreak가 작성 2011년 05월 11일 (수)
crappy overpriced truck
my ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet dodge the otherday.
james r aitken가 작성 2008년 07월 10일 (목)
circle the problem and highlight in blue
ford is the black sheep of american cars!!
all mighty가 작성 2007년 04월 26일 (목)
FORD: Fix or Repair Daily
Does what it says on the tin.
Mooresy가 작성 2005년 03월 21일 (월)

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