The belief in the political, social, and logistic superiority of women to men. Female followers, especially zealots, are known to embark on quests to recruit white knights in the most insidious and covert ways she can imagine. The belief that manual labour and the dirty, dangerous jobs are for men, whom they describe as disposable and inferior.
Feminist: #KillAllMen! Women are the wave of the future! All men are scum and should be disposed for women's benefit and women's only!
Female Detractor: Wow. Feminists sure do hate men. Not my kind of faith at all.
Feminist: Traitor! Feminism is about equality for the genders!
Male Detractor: But you just claimed, seconds ago, that women were superior to men.
Feminist: HELP!! POLICE! HE'S RAPING ME!!!
Bogan of the Desert가 작성 2015년 01월 09일 (금)
The ideology of radical, fascist women who believe that the true advancement of the women's cause will only be fully realized when they achieve the destruction of the male kind, and the consumption of their bloody carcasses. The feminists retain complete control of their bodies, often ripping out screaming fetuses days before birth, later burning them before effigies of their main trinity of goddesses: Susan B. Anthony, Simone de Beauvoir, and Alison Bechdel. Others protest the "oppression" of the male kind through castration of unwitting sexual partners. Many feminists are reported to engage in spontaneous blood-crazed lesbian orgies at the sight of the mass burnings of male genitalia and bra-toting Victoria's Secret models (symbols of the "oppression"). Hordes of these "equality warriors" are known to roam the streets of off-beat neighborhoods, ganging up on Christian children, and drinking their blood whilst chanting from their bible, "The Feminine Mystique". They will tell you that they only desire equality, or "egalitarianism" and use liberal trickery (like the oft debunked "pay gap"), but be warned, they will kill any man it takes to get what they seek: a world where men not subject to mass genocide are herded into farms and harvested for their sperm.
Man: That's okay, I'll take care of the check.
Feminist: YOU CHAUVINIST PIG. I AM A FREE AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN. YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR OPPRESSION. CHIVALRY IS DEAD!
Proceeds to lunge at man and gnaw off his bloody member before holding it in the air triumphantly.
Feminist: Heterosexuality is the opiate of the masses! Die cis scum! Long live feminism!
yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch가 작성 2015년 05월 20일 (수)
a global hate group of sexist women who make up false studies, statistics, and "facts" to promote their man-hate. mostly known for accusing anyone with a dick of being a rapist. and pissing off literally everyone who doesnt blindly follow their cult-like opinions
dude one: "wow that bitch accused you of rape for looking at her tits?"

dude two: "yeah man shes a big feminism talking head, i should be glad she hasnt tried to slander me into prison yet"
mallowsal가 작성 2015년 04월 15일 (수)
In the USA, a movement created by the government to turn non-taxable labor (raising children) into taxed labor thus stealing more money from an ignorant population of tax slaves. Women foolishly believe this has some aim of helping women when it has only led to miserable working women buried in student loan debt who aren't even free to raise their own children. Hitler enacted free child are right away too..not to help women but to start the indoctrination of children even earlier. This movement has basically destroyed the family unit in the USA leaving unwed births at more than 50%.
Looking back on her life choices and down the barrel of 100k in school loans the professional woman now wonders why if feminism was about choices and equality....why was being a stay at home mother never a choice...
Mtxjohn가 작성 2013년 01월 26일 (토)
A special interest group for women too unpleasant to get laid.
"I may not have a guy willing to fuck me, but I've got enough money from the government to buy a horse-sized dildo! Thank you Feminism!"
Zoomba McFresh가 작성 2014년 07월 24일 (목)
The idea that stupid ugly women believe and say they should get the same rights as men, and then claim superiority to men. they believe that men should still hold doors for them and pull out their chairs and treat them like queens. when in fact they should get off their fucking high horse and do it themselves. don't expect equality when you believe in your superiority. Bitches, sluts, hoes, tramps, cunts.
Marci: womenz shuld get equeel raightsz!
Me: Yeah I think so too
Marci: yaaa can you buy me that purse????
Me: why don't you buy it. I don't think you need something that expensive just to hold shit. If you believe in feminism, then maybe you should buy it, I mean i would never spend that much money on a man.
Marci: I'M A WOMAN TREAT ME WITH RESPECT GOD DAMN IT BUY ME SHIT!
Me: why don't you buy me something?
Marci: THE MAN BUYS THINGS FOR THE WOMAN
Me: *facepalm*
dungoofed2012가 작성 2011년 10월 08일 (토)
A redundant movement that granted women all wonderful things men earned without earning them (the right to vote which men only had because they had to pay for it with conscription which means they're life could be put on the line at any moment). The movement has devolved into a hate movement where anything not giving women special treatment is hating women thus justify hate against men. The movement as a whole refuses to fact check anything like "women get paid 25% less then men" which is false, they EARN 25% less because they take lower paying jobs and don't work overtime as much... women are paid the same period it's in the books. The movement is just hate and will only be hate, they don't give a shit about anyone but women and will trample men to get what they want. We are not insecure, WE just see through your bullshit.
"Feminism, the inability for women to accept reality so they have to blame things on others"
"I showed a feminist yesterday that it is illegal to pay women less". "What did she say?". "She looked at it and said patriarchy and to stop oppressing her"
Truth we all need some가 작성 2015년 06월 28일 (일)
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