creatures of the earth specifically designed to clean up after a mess has been left behind
look at the female in her natural habitat
Doogey가 작성 2010년 04월 03일 (토)
n)
1. The opposite sex of the male.
2. Equal to the male.
3. Physically weaker than the male.
4. Superior bone structure to the male.
5. Generally think with the right side of the brain, whereas males think with the left side of the brain. This means that females are more creative than males, while males are smarter than females. Females pronounce color and texture in their minds, but males tend to emphasize spacial coordinates. This gives males superior driving skills.
6. Emotionally and mentally unstable creatures, when compared to the male. Many females need to let their emotions out (such as talking, where many do too much). Therefore, they will usually be covert as to what they say, generally leading to arguments.
Females with more estrogen than testosterone.
OmGwTfBbQ!!!111oNe가 작성 2005년 08월 18일 (목)
a condition which inhibits the subjects ability to operate a motor vehicle of any type. may result in death and/or injury of millions of people every year
just go for a car ride... if you see a female you will understand
robyn pyle가 작성 2007년 09월 02일 (일)
the life support system for a vagina
the female keeps the vagina alive
bob is me가 작성 2008년 04월 16일 (수)
A common kitchen-dwelling Homo sapien, member of the Homo genus of bipedal primates in Hominidae, the great ape family. They have been domesticated by humans and function well in human society, similar to horses and dogs.

They can be trained to fetch refreshments and sam-wiches, which involves leaving their natural kitchen-based habitat.

They are fickle in nature, and have a tendency to make loud high-pitched barks. Some have speculated that it is a form of communication that is as yet unknown.
It is a good idea to set up bear traps in your kitchen, as Females are overpopulated in this area.
LaserPhaser가 작성 2010년 06월 23일 (수)
The female is completely egocentric, trapped inside herself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. She is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. Her responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; her intelligence is a mere tool in the services of her drives and needs; she is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; she can’t relate to anything other than her own physical sensations. She is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, she is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. She is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, she is capable of a large array of negative feelings — hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt — and moreover, she is aware of what she is and what she isn’t.

Although completely physical, the female is unfit even for escort service. Even assuming mechanical proficiency, which few women have, she is, first of all, incapable of zestfully, lustfully, tearing off a piece, but instead is eaten up with guilt, shame, fear and insecurity, feelings rooted in female nature, which the most enlightened training can only minimize; second, the physical feeling she attains is next to nothing; and third, she is not empathizing with her partner, but is obsessed with how she’s doing, turning in an A performance, doing a good plumbing job. To call a woman an animal is to flatter her; she’s a machine, a walking sex toy. It’s often said that women use men. Use them for what? Surely not pleasure.
The girly-girls of today are weak little social parasites. A vast majority of internet females match this description with unnerving accuracy.
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk가 작성 2007년 12월 28일 (금)
the best and worse thing ever created rolled into one and added in is a fuck you time called period also known as a female. usualy awsome eye candy unless below a 5 on the scale ;). if above a 5 usualy a good sign that it is ok to have intercourse without having to hide the fact that you did, any lower and you just need to mack bitches better =)
john smith: dammm son look at that bitty ova there

matt johnson; god dammm thats one fine female like a 9 go get her digits nigga

John: ight yo watch this game ima throw

matt; you do that ima smoke a blunt

john; iiight yo peace out

matt: peace and goodluck wit da bitty
Jordan rafiki mon가 작성 2007년 09월 11일 (화)
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