Females are more addicted to drama, attachment, and emotions. Thus when males see all of the bullshit we take a step back and smell the fumes from it all because apparently we are the scum of the earth. Females always think that guys are the bad ones, well get this shit straight. Females are Bad. Males are Bad. There is no perfect god damn gender so shut the fuck up with the bullshit of "He cheated on me" because you can do it back to a guy just as easy... Stop thinking that guys always take advantage of you. Listen, sex is sex whether it be for love or for some meaningless shit. Have fun with it and stop fucking relating sex with love. That may be how it is in the bible but not here.
F: I love you. Can we get married!?
M: We just met yesterday!
F: Don't you think it will work though!?
M: FUCK NO!
Slap Jack가 작성 2005년 06월 01일 (수)
creatures of the earth specifically designed to clean up after a mess has been left behind
look at the female in her natural habitat
Doogey가 작성 2010년 04월 03일 (토)
n)
1. The opposite sex of the male.
2. Equal to the male.
3. Physically weaker than the male.
4. Superior bone structure to the male.
5. Generally think with the right side of the brain, whereas males think with the left side of the brain. This means that females are more creative than males, while males are smarter than females. Females pronounce color and texture in their minds, but males tend to emphasize spacial coordinates. This gives males superior driving skills.
6. Emotionally and mentally unstable creatures, when compared to the male. Many females need to let their emotions out (such as talking, where many do too much). Therefore, they will usually be covert as to what they say, generally leading to arguments.
Females with more estrogen than testosterone.
OmGwTfBbQ!!!111oNe가 작성 2005년 08월 18일 (목)
life support system for a vagina
guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters
skDZ가 작성 2008년 09월 04일 (목)
a condition which inhibits the subjects ability to operate a motor vehicle of any type. may result in death and/or injury of millions of people every year
just go for a car ride... if you see a female you will understand
robyn pyle가 작성 2007년 09월 02일 (일)
A common kitchen-dwelling Homo sapien, member of the Homo genus of bipedal primates in Hominidae, the great ape family. They have been domesticated by humans and function well in human society, similar to horses and dogs.

They can be trained to fetch refreshments and sam-wiches, which involves leaving their natural kitchen-based habitat.

They are fickle in nature, and have a tendency to make loud high-pitched barks. Some have speculated that it is a form of communication that is as yet unknown.
It is a good idea to set up bear traps in your kitchen, as Females are overpopulated in this area.
LaserPhaser가 작성 2010년 06월 23일 (수)
the life support system for a vagina
the female keeps the vagina alive
bob is me가 작성 2008년 04월 16일 (수)

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