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A person who says and does mind-numbingly dumb things. At a glance, these words and actions causes one to roll their eyes.

When talking to an eye dropper, one often stops paying attention to them to continue with matters more important.

More important matters include but are not limited to, staring off into space, looking at the floor, listening to someone else's conversation, talking to a cat with your mind, etc.

One occasionally comes back to the eye dropper to say something along the lines of "Oh yeah?" "That's nice" "That's bullshit" "Some don't get it". This is only done to remind them that there is someone else in the room. Accidentally listening to an eyedropper speech can result in lost IQ points.

One can spot an eye dropper talking to themselves while standing near others or on facebook/twitter, buying their pets clothes.

An eye dropper is a step down from a "Fuckwit".
Friend 1: "My boss went out and bought a hybrid last week."
Friend 2: "What an eye dropper."

While some eye dropper was talk I realized I should to cut my nails. He was talking about Esperanto and/or some other crap. I think it's been almost a month since I cut my nails... Where's the clippers?
Joe Blow Silver가 작성 2011년 05월 14일 (토)
1. Have sex
2. Bust a nut
3. Remove penis
4. Grab girl's head
5. Open her eye (either one you choose)
6. Place penis 5 to 6 inches above her eye
7. Squeeze penis to get that last drop of cum out
8. Watch your kids swim all over her pupil
She told me she her eyes were a little dry. So after we banged I gave her the eyedropper.
Very Nice가 작성 2008년 05월 03일 (토)
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