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aka "Dunn-dock hun", a rotting cesspool on the Eastern side of Baltimore County, Maryland (known to those in Dundalk as "Merr-land"). Sandwiched between a sewage treatment center aka the shit plant and a disgusting town called Highlandtown, Dundalk houses some of the most vile Maryland residents. Women there often boast between 6-12 teeth, hair that is at least 3 shades and copious amounts of 5$ tattoos. They have 6 kids each, with approximately 2-3 fathers, of which 1 is known. The species known as the Dundalk male frequently wear shorts that end only 2 inches from their white Reebok classics, with an Ecko shirt that they spent their entire paycheck on. Even though they have their hair shaved to a 1 they use a half a bottle of Dep gel and brag about the silver chain they bought at the North Point Flea Market.

Popular Dundalk hang outs are the Zu and Howards Pub, which on any given night, entertain you with some of Dundalks finest getting into brawls over mistaken facial expressions or a Dundalk whore showing up to the bar with her new babydaddy to make 3 or 4 other babydaddies jealous.

Devoid of good dental and linguistics but full of leg-spreading sluts and exciting new STD's, Dundalk is a place you never want to experience.
Hunt Valley guy 1: Dude, why does your shirt smell like shit??
Hunt Valley guy 2: I got off on 695 East accidently and drove through Dundalk.
Hunt Valley guy 1: Dude, burn that shit. Now.
Dundalk bar slut: Oh my gawd, Tommy! Dat guy in da South Pole shirt just sed scuse me and shit and I dint move- FUCK HIM tryin to walk an shit- an he said it 'gen and kepp goin!
Dundalk loser guy: Man fuck dat! Fuck dat asshole, fuckin'wit my bitch an shit walkin and movin thru the Zu like he owns dat shit. I'll kill his ass. He best not step!
Dundalk bar slut: Yea, baby, fuck 'im up. And get me another Miller Lite can when yur dun. Fuck dat.
Shannoodle가 작성 2007년 05월 13일 (일)
Land of the pleasant living. A place revered by some, and looked down upon by the rest of the world. It’s a place that contains a breed of unique manifestation and cultural diversity. Though stereotypically considered to be full of illiterate, trashy, postcard-prostitutes, drug trafficking children, and irresponsible, shit-poor, citizens, Dundalk is home to some of the finest, well reformed, ambitious and articulate people who walk this earth. It’s a place you can only grow up in and feel at home rather than move in and adapt to just like that. There is your fair share of crack head, corner yelling, Xbox stealing, worthless entities of matter, but the whole world can’t be Canada *why else do we hate them?* The truth is Dundalk has just become the epitome of everyone else’s disdain for their own disorders that they have no motivation or understanding of how to solve. *You can’t feel as bad if you place someone lower than yourself.* There is plenty of rich history and interesting figures and lots of weed. Weed is good. It’s a refuge for those who are more concerned about living how they wish rather than conforming into the image of their community and appearing as some picture perfect society that has holes forming from the inside out. The only holes Dundalk has is the slight blemish of ill-natured, AC/DC shirt wearing, alcoholics with their novelty trucker hats who are more than eager to talk in front of a news camera about how he sometimes enjoys a good 2 or 20 brewskis and walks around his front yard naked as a form of expression. Dundalk is simply a conspiracy to those who are afraid of their own troubles and prefer to use their negative eye to stare into the common city qualms of this glorious town.
Noted people : Kevin Clash of Turners Station, Inventor of Elmo.
Rudy Gay, NBA player.
Calvin Hill, NFL running back and father to NBA player Grant Hill.
Michael S. Kearns of Old Inverness, 1st man to parachute over all 7 continents.
Buckey Lasek, Pro Skateboarder.
E.J. Pipkin, a member of Maryland State Senate.
Perry Hall Guy: "Man I've been tryna get high for like 5 days now, there ain't no bud around here."
Dundalk Guy: "Shit, I have 53 numbers on speedial to get gaunj in any area at any time."
Perry Hall Guy: "Shiiiiit."

Howard County Kid: "Those kids look like they're from Dundalk, lets fuck with them!."
Dundalk kids: "Nigga please, all I gotta do is blow this whistle and Rudy Gay will fly from the sky and smash yo ass."
Icelandic가 작성 2008년 08월 18일 (월)
Southeast part of Baltimore County. Not exactly held in high esteem. Known for the poop factory & bad high school.
"I lived in Dundalk my whole life, but my teachers & fam refused to let me attend DHS. I went to a magnet school instead."

Newbie: "Eww what's that smell?"
Resident:"Welcome to Dundalk,hon!
dundalkian가 작성 2005년 07월 20일 (수)
A ghetto trash dump in the southeast side of BalCo, Maryland that is known for its sewerage treatment plant, people on welfare and wiggers a plenty. A place where you can see wiggers wearing XXXL sized Hanes beaters and white-t's cuz they can't afford better clothes with their welfare checks.

Hooked up Civics with "fart mufflers" reign supreme on the streets.

The girls are known for getting pregnant by the age of 14 and having 2 kids by age 17. Bottom line people, along with Essex it is the arm pit of BalCo.

newbie: hey I'm new here, what is Dundalk?

BalCo resident: oh man stay away from that dump

newbie: why? what's wrong with it?

BalCo resident: when instead of having "welcome to Dundalk" sign, you have a "you are entering Dundalk, a no prosititution zone" sign, you know that place has problems.

newbie: ewww, what a trash dump!
Source: BalCo, BalCo, Murrland
BalCo가 작성 2006년 09월 04일 (월)
A community with not the best reputation. We have working class people who work paycheck to paycheck. We do live right by the golden domes who send a lovely odor throughout the town. Although we do seem ghetto, we all pull it off fabulously. Plus, we got lovely eastpoint mall with all of the finest fake watches, metallic short dresses, and nail salons to get your nails did. We have a full arrangement of the finest eateries such as mcdonalds to popeyes. We have lots of old polish people and many ghetto people, but together we form Dundalk, or formly known to many as the DIRTY D.
Old Lady: Excuse me mam I can't get by, your bottom seems to be in the way.

SHAKEYTA가 작성 2010년 11월 16일 (화)
A town in Ireland, just below the border, not too bad, bit of a shithole, but not too b bad. Has a few good shops, a load of tramps, irish people, african and gypsys who steal from the charity shops.
Boy: hey I'm going to Dundalk

Girl: look out for the gypsies
tammypooper가 작성 2011년 06월 02일 (목)
small part of baltimore county usually looked down upon by anyone who has never lived or worked in or around the town. while dundalk is not the most appealing place in the whole world due to the lack of couth and generally terrible odor that always lingers, its not nearly as horrible as most make it out to be. there is definitely a great deal of white trash, wiggers, drugs, and teenage moms but those people make up the minority. dundalk is home to hard working blue collared citizens who just like anywhere else work for a living and spend their lives trying to raise their families to be successful productive citizens. its easy to look from the outside in and pass a negative judgement but in most cases the people who shun the town of dundalk and the people who live here are the same people who fit the stereo type of being from dundalk.
dundalk smells like trash so everyone from dundalk is trash
bmoreyou가 작성 2011년 03월 06일 (일)
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