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Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.
Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?
Dane Clark가 작성 2005년 01월 28일 (금)
A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."
#dumbass #weakling #homunculus #putz #idiot #not the basedgod
#teamgetswole가 작성 2013년 02월 11일 (월)
A lame. Damn Loser.
Bruh 1: Your shoe game wack af
Bruh 2: Shut up, you fucking Doozer.
O.G.SpongeBobbySquareBottoms가 작성 2016년 05월 23일 (월)
A massive crap.
Man I just took the biggest doozer!
#poop #crap #toilet #massive #excriment
The man with an unknown name가 작성 2014년 07월 05일 (토)
a device used for defrauding vending machines. a dollar bill or other small denomination bill and two pieces of clear packing tape about 10" long are required. the doozer is assembled by creating a dollar bill with a tape "handle" such that the doozer can be fed into a vending machine and then removed by quickly pulling the doozer back through the rollers. if done properly the machine credits the user for inserting the bill and the user now gets a free snack and change from the $1.
"yo, let's go down to the student center and use the doozer to get free cheetos"
#doozer #vending machine #boarding school #fraud #theft
uhmarghgigglegiggleyahhhh가 작성 2012년 05월 17일 (목)
A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.
what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?
#sex #forked #having sex #pimp #nicknames
mandouh가 작성 2009년 02월 12일 (목)
n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.
Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.
#shit #poop #dump #whopper #cah cah #doozah #duzer
Andrewski가 작성 2006년 07월 23일 (일)
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