An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
RonnieRaygunX가 작성 2009년 05월 18일 (월)
Democratordem: Nigger. A euphamism for a lazy person. Also, used to refer to African American people, insinuating that most African Americans vote democratic.
Get off your ass you lazy dem (democrat).

I called in sick today, so I'll be demming it up at home.
Roids74가 작성 2008년 07월 14일 (월)
Democrat - the only party that has got us in a surplus (Bill Clinton, and Andrew Jackson).
Democrats are not hippies god damnit!
Some one who believes in helping the poor and balancing the social class is a Democrat. Also helps small businesses. Government not ruled by religion.
For those who don't know what a surplus is, it when the country is making more money than it is losing.
Cookies, the other batch가 작성 2006년 04월 05일 (수)
Some who is sincere and honest and believes in real freedom. Not a Greedy Oligarchical Plutocrat. Someone who believe that government should help those that need help to help themselves not that everyone should just be for themself. One who believe in a strong central national government. Some one who believe is government of, by and for the people not government of, by and for the elite and priveleged. Also one who believe in Democracy
FDR, JFK and LBJ where great Democratic Presidents
Michael S. Smith가 작성 2004년 01월 29일 (목)
Dumb piece of shit
People or groups of people who should be killed in a mass genocide
John Kerry is a democrat
Hilary Clinton and all of her supporters should be killed because they are democrats
Friends of Hilary and John가 작성 2008년 02월 19일 (화)
Democrats are people who shit on other Democrats while allowing those dirty Republicans to pull the most retarded shit ever and get away with it.
There is a reason why the Democratic Congress has a lower approval rating than the most unlikable president in the entire history of the USA.
tpnmvz가 작성 2008년 02월 06일 (수)
Even though Democrats raise taxes on the rich, wages increase to more than make up for the extra taxes when Democrats are in power. And though Republicans cut taxes for the rich, wages decrease much more than the tax cut when Republicans are in power.

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Even if it is just a coincidence that the economy always does better under Democrats, you would think people would want to go with those odds.
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j05h가 작성 2005년 05월 16일 (월)

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