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The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.

Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy Carl's Jr?
Kevin Costner가 작성 2004년 07월 09일 (금)
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1. Fast food chain whose mascot is a smiling star. Popular all around, but moreso in certain locales.
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".

"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"
"Your children will taken into the custody of Carls Jr."
AlterationA가 작성 2008년 04월 02일 (수)
Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.
Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
Ely B. Rambo가 작성 2006년 09월 26일 (화)
Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face
Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.
DAMOOSE가 작성 2005년 01월 05일 (수)
Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.
"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
madcow4668가 작성 2006년 08월 21일 (월)
the best dakmn fast food place on earth
DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good
THEskibum가 작성 2007년 10월 16일 (화)
A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
"Carl's jr. 's new natural-cut fries taste like ass!"
The frymaster가 작성 2008년 07월 10일 (목)
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