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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
AKACroatalin가 작성 2016년 01월 10일 (일)
(verb) To play Starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by Blizzard.
"Hey man, want to craft tonight?"

"Yeah, I need to work on my micro."
DgDeBx가 작성 2012년 01월 29일 (일)
An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.
Don't cry, craft.
juliaock가 작성 2015년 09월 08일 (화)
acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "
Ciiberus가 작성 2003년 12월 01일 (월)
C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
The-Twitching-Peanut가 작성 2006년 01월 09일 (월)
v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.
That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.
Ashley St. Claire가 작성 2003년 03월 14일 (금)
C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing
"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"
mrmackey가 작성 2010년 05월 06일 (목)

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