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A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bitch-monkey가 작성 2007년 12월 18일 (화)
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A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
AGBoss가 작성 2009년 05월 12일 (화)
Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.
Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
Blitzkrieg Betti가 작성 2011년 11월 10일 (목)
o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual
arandomawesomeperson가 작성 2011년 10월 11일 (화)
A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."
Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
I'mAWumbologist가 작성 2011년 09월 19일 (월)
Having love towards your bros, whether it's a male or female. Instead of favoring the same sex or opposite sex, you favor the "bro" sex. It basically means you're awesome and you're probably into Dubstep.
You're telling me you aren't into guys and you aren't into girls specifically, you just love Dubstep? You must be a bromosexual, bro!
Feralix가 작성 2011년 12월 22일 (목)
A Bromosexual, is a person who performs a sexual favor for his "bro", yet insists it isn't homosexual. This act is known as an act of bromosexuality. Bromosexuality is normally performed within groups of bros or a "crew" from one "homie" or "bro" to another. Often times bromosexuality is a result of little sexual activity with a woman or women, boredom and curiosity, or perhaps closet homosexuality.
J-Cool: "Brah, i could really go for a BJ right about now, man. I haven't even seen pussy in months..."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."
WolfxRayne가 작성 2009년 08월 01일 (토)

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