A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.

Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.

Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"

Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."

Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
#assclown #asclown #ass clown #anus #balloons #hemorrhoids #clown #butt
Loin Slapper가 작성 2013년 08월 21일 (수)
At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.
Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!
#assclown #stupid #idiot #george bush #moron
PurpleSwamper가 작성 2013년 06월 15일 (토)
A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.
Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.
#idiot #retard #moron #fuckhead #cocksucker.
King Crab.가 작성 2011년 03월 02일 (수)
One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.
Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.
#drunkass #retard #asswipe #asscotton #shithead
Sharon Rae J.가 작성 2009년 12월 21일 (월)
A person totally consumed by his/her own humor, which is only also visable to complete assholes
Jim really thinks he is funny? He is such an ass clown!
#dumbass #loser #moron #jackass #knowitall #uno
Ed46가 작성 2006년 09월 06일 (수)
a qualified clown that is trained to perform tricks deep inside your ass
''did you see that Ass clown ? ''

''yeah he is amazing , His tricks the clowns ass ''
#assclown #funny #odd #clowns #ass
clusterfudge 가 작성 2014년 12월 14일 (일)
@waltloveridge curly headed fuck
person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown
#faggot #ass #clown #curly headed #fuck
ana loveridge가 작성 2010년 02월 21일 (일)
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