Ass Injected Death Sentence
Jerry has AIDS...
#ass #aids #disease #fucked #up #joke #std
fkdp가 작성 2013년 07월 08일 (월)
Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.
"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"
#aids #cancer #funny #jokes #hate on it
holdinmynutz가 작성 2013년 05월 30일 (목)
AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
#aids #hiv #disease #virus #blood
Jeweliepop가 작성 2009년 02월 14일 (토)
Acquired Immune Deficincy Syndrome-A horrific disease that has killed so many innocence, although the Wesboro Baptist Church and other homophobes might not agree with this, not all HIV\AIDS victims are homosexuals (whoever believes that homosexuals are the only ones who get this for a reason like "God hates the gays" is an uneducated person with the Intelligence Quotient of around 5). AIDS is very common in the countries of Africa, and has also killed people such as Freddie Mercury. The disease is not given to someone like a simple cold, to obtain AIDS, you must either share someone's blood that carries AIDS,or have sexual intercourse with someone with AIDS. This is a popular mistake, for example, when Ryan White got AIDS and his school found out, he was immediately expelled.
Person no.1: Ewww!!!!! Ramón has AIDS!!!! I can't get close to that jesus-hating faggot!!!!

Me: Uhhh...Dude, just because he has AIDS doesn't mean you can catch it from just being around, this also doesn't mean he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with someone's sexual oreintation. You should know better than to someone like crap because of their indivisuality or health.
#aids #homosexuality #sex #health #africa
DICE.,.,가 작성 2008년 11월 29일 (토)
after intense drinking shit
I've got AIDS from last night.
#shit #poop #a.i.d.s #the runs #diarrhea
magnolia504가 작성 2014년 02월 22일 (토)
What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
#aids #hiv #safe sex #condoms #gay
Colin 100가 작성 2012년 12월 01일 (토)
Acronym for Amboy Is Dying Slowing. Amboy being short for Perth Amboy, NJ highest AIDS count in Middlesex County.
Guy 1: Yo, that girl from Perth Amboy is bangin'

Guy 2: You know what A.I.D.S. stands for right?

Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Amboy Is Dying Slowly. Stay away from them skanks before your dick falls off.

Guy 1: Damn
#perth amboy #aids #amboy #dying #slow
Nyaar가 작성 2012년 06월 02일 (토)
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