1 definition by yappity flappity

An unsatisfied morning erection or boner.

Morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.

Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much morning wood is unrequited......
I woke up with a mean erection...and through the grogginess of waking up..I wanted to satisfy him...knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy...but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way...another case of unrequited morning wood
yappity flappity가 작성 2011년 06월 27일 (월)

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