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18 definitions by titwanker

 
1.
The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.
titwanker가 작성 2003년 04월 10일 (목)
 
2.
Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.
Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.
titwanker가 작성 2004년 07월 20일 (화)
 
3.
A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.
UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.
Titwanker가 작성 2004년 05월 22일 (토)
 
4.
The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.
titwanker가 작성 2003년 04월 10일 (목)
 
5.
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
titwanker가 작성 2003년 04월 10일 (목)
 
6.
Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.
Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.
titwanker가 작성 2003년 05월 29일 (목)
 
7.
Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.
Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.
titwanker가 작성 2003년 04월 10일 (목)