The kind of lunch your
dad might send you to school with, as opposed to a woman lunch
mother makes. Man lunches, unfortunately, are paltry, awkward and poorly planned compared
to their feminine counterparts. Scientists
say this is because
men's brains are missing a part that gives woman
certain culinary sensibilities.
The quintessential man lunch
is water, which contrary to popular belief, is not a food, crackers, a cheese sandwich
and a banana, which are each, respectively, crushed by the water. Man lunches also sometimes have milk in a resealable container, which becomes lukewarm within minutes
of being taken from
and leaves a film of foul residue on the container that will never
be completely washed out.
Man lunches are usually invoked in arguments about gay marriage.