4 definitions by soulsurfer78

When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.
This is a status on Facebook:

Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.

This is a response from one of her friends:

Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!
soulsurfer78가 작성 2010년 08월 02일 (월)
Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.
Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.
soulsurfer78가 작성 2009년 10월 26일 (월)
When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.
So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.
soulsurfer78가 작성 2011년 02월 02일 (수)
When you're dangling off a rock face and your ass crack is so wet that you cause a mini waterfall over the rocks that you are actually climbing sometimes causing spillage on the people belaying you.
Dude, that was such a hard climb that it caused major climber's crack and the poor chick below me got a mouthful of ass juice.
soulsurfer78가 작성 2009년 10월 30일 (금)

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