Those who suffer from this medical condition
called errectnaphobia find themselves
facing an immense fear of an errect penis, a fear so great that
it can cause the person to go into a fit of seuizures during
which the penis will sporadically ejactulate semen everywhere!
Can also be combined with errectisallthetimeis which is a disease
in which the penis is always
"omg theres shit everywhere, mums not gonna be happy!"
"You did not just
do that girlfriend"
"omg you've got errectnaphobia
and errectisallthetimeis, i feel sorry for you"