15 definitions by peter eaton

Top Definition
(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.

(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".
If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.
#weiner eater #pole rider #polish my sausage #77 #suck it sideways
Peter Eaton가 작성 2006년 07월 14일 (금)
To jerk-off in public.
I saw Saddam Hussein pee wee herman in jail.
#public stimulation #streak-n-shoot #public enemy #1 #peter public #public petering
Peter Eaton가 작성 2006년 05월 06일 (토)
A person who thinks sex is funny.
Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.
#johnson #guinea pig #disgraceland #don fee #cumpire
Peter Eaton가 작성 2006년 11월 21일 (화)
1.Unyielding religious beliefs.

2. A funny movie.
REWRITE THIS: Mypalpsychotherapistfreedmeofalldogma
#carma #psychological word clump test #psychotherapist #author sex ed #author pat & kelly o'brian
Peter Eaton가 작성 2006년 12월 27일 (수)
A beard on a gay man.
Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!
#peter bib #roger bib #cum bib #jizz bib #cream catcher #77
Peter Eaton가 작성 2006년 08월 15일 (화)
1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.

2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".
1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.

2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!
#steve austin #james bond #mike cox #ronald raygun #vet man #jane blonde ooh
Peter Eaton가 작성 2006년 07월 31일 (월)
A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!
#jack armstrong #jack hoffa #polecat #betty crocker #beddy cocker
Peter Eaton가 작성 2006년 07월 07일 (금)
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