10 definitions by mr henderson smith

Alternative spelling to Countryside.

The premeditated murder of an obnoxious person or Cunt.
The murder of that person would be considered cuntricide by any jury and therefore subject to only a warning or suspended sentence.
Mr Henderson Smith가 작성 2009년 02월 19일 (목)
A spiteful, nagging or acid tongued woman.
My Grandmother was such a vicious old termagant, she could kill with one lash of her tongue!
Mr Henderson Smith가 작성 2009년 02월 17일 (화)
Scammell starter buttons. Adjective. Describing large nipples.
She was lovely..thoroughly enjoyed playing with her Scammell starter buttons.
Mr Henderson Smith가 작성 2009년 07월 07일 (화)
A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.
That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.
Mr Henderson Smith가 작성 2009년 02월 24일 (화)
A male teenager with serious behavioural problems, primarily being a tool or wanker.

The Teentool is easily recognisable by its apparal. Usually a track or shell suit, the trousers of which are tucked into the socks; a baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle and either bling or tat's or both.

The Teentool's habitats are shopping arcades and magistrates courts.

The teentool's language is very complex and is broadly unintelligable except for the expletives which are peppered throughtout any given period of noise making.

The Teentool has a variety of modes of transport, apart from running, these include BMX style bicycles, small trail bikes or small old cars which have been pimped beyond recognition.

I have struck him from my Christmas list as he has become such a Teentool. I saw him outside the Magistrates court yesterday, gurning like a safari park chimp.
Mr Henderson Smith가 작성 2009년 02월 13일 (금)
(Adjective Offensive) Niggerine, as for Niggeresque. Belonging to or characteristic of folks whose genetic lineage is African.

Yes, I listened to that piece of music too and thought it decidedly niggerine.
Mr Henderson Smith가 작성 2009년 02월 14일 (토)
Ninevolter..A pussy or vagina that, when subjected to oral stimulation, gives the licker a belt similar to that as if he or she had passed their tongue across a nine volt battery.
Hell's teeth she was rank! I dived in last night and got a ninevolter!
Mr Henderson Smith가 작성 2009년 02월 13일 (금)

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