어떤 단어든 아래 칸에서 찾아보세요. 예를 들면 "half chub"

30 definitions by mike comanche

 
22.
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
 
23.
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
 
24.
STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 04일 (수)
 
25.
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 04일 (수)
 
26.
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
 
27.
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
 
28.
aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 23일 (월)