30 definitions by mike comanche

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
#stripped out #strip joint erection #striptard #porntard #dreamchaser
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 04일 (수)
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
#foodist #footblinder #cartilter #chaircrusher #floater
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
#glabbit #chude #amanda #marriage #bachelor
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
#karaote #kruddy #cruddy kid #kung jitsu #throw wrestling #throw fighting
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 04일 (수)
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
#chaircrusher #cartilter #nostril peeper #noloner #porntard
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
#sinkers #memory glands #volleyballs #treasure chest #hope chest
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 10일 (화)
A woman you LAY.
MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.
#borderline girlfriend #pre-girlfriend #singlish #marriage #future ex-wife
Mike Comanche가 작성 2009년 03월 04일 (수)
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