13 definitions by maven

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
Maven가 작성 2004년 04월 15일 (목)
Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
Maven가 작성 2004년 04월 15일 (목)
Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.
"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."
Maven가 작성 2004년 04월 15일 (목)
Noun. Proper.

Definition 1: Official Motto of the US Pork Board

Definition 2: Pork, pud, shween.
Example 1: "The other white meat, it's what's for dinner."

Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
Maven가 작성 2004년 04월 18일 (일)
Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.
"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."
Maven가 작성 2004년 04월 15일 (목)
Noun.

Former husband.

Antonym: ISband
"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."
Maven가 작성 2004년 04월 15일 (목)
Noun. Plural.

Definition: An odd collection of medications (over the counter and/or prescription), vitamins, supplements and other assorted capsules or tablets, usually in a medicine cabinet or in one's desk drawer at work.
"Holy Hannah! Look at Susie's pharmacopia! She's got all the fixin's for a crystal meth lab!"
Maven가 작성 2004년 04월 15일 (목)

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