2 definitions by manlysmom

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
manlysmom가 작성 2011년 07월 08일 (금)
You wake up and realize you can't move without disturbing sleeping cats
cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.
manlysmom가 작성 2011년 09월 05일 (월)

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