180 definitions by gnostic1

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An annoying, loudly colored, flower, flower bed, or flower arrangement.
The subtle colors in the wedding photos were totally ruined by the vuvuazaleas the bridesmaids were holding.

Nobody can relax in the park since they put in those godforsaken vuvuazaleas!
gnostic1가 작성 2010년 06월 21일 (월)
Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.
Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.
gnostic1가 작성 2010년 06월 08일 (화)
Noun: Two consecutive soccer games, or other sporting events, which both end in draws and, by extension, any extremely pointless or boring activity.

Also a verb form exists: tie-die.
If there is another tie-di today I swear to Pele I am going to give my television a couple of free kicks.

During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.
gnostic1가 작성 2010년 06월 21일 (월)
Incredibly random, in the modern sense of unexpected or unimportant, given that pi, 3.14159 etc., is a famously random number.
Dude! That random chick I met at the VD clinic took me dancing last night and the place was random as pi!

Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.

555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?
gnostic1가 작성 2010년 07월 09일 (금)
n. Oxymoronicly named period alluding to the daylight hours prior to Christmas Eve. Quite an acceptable coinage despite the objections of some opinionated pedants. An alternate etymology comes from the traditions of the Armenian Orthodox church which speak of the Bethlehem innkeeper's wife, Evangelina, who convinced her husband to allow Mary to give birth in their stable. A feast day in her honour was declared on the day preceding Christmas. Christmas Eve Day, a time for quiet contemplation and fasting, is still celebrated in Asia Minor and much of Central Alberta.

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What are you planning for Christmas Eve Day?

I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.

Well watch out for the language police!
gnostic1가 작성 2011년 12월 24일 (토)
n. small town in Alberta, Canada largely populated by the interbred offspring of hippies and American draft-dodgers who didn't hear about the amnesty. Furtively growing weed and selling each other badly-strung beaded necklaces are the major industries. Tourism has been in decline since 1897 when the three-headed calf died. In 1999 a death-punk band played a gig at the pool hall prompting the passage of a country music only bylaw. Gopher heads are accepted as currency by most shop owners and, for reasons lost in the mist of time, every resident must carry a live rooster.
I shot a few gophers on the weekend. Would you like to drive to Rimbey to pick up some necklaces?

No. Not really.
gnostic1가 작성 2011년 04월 12일 (화)
Beverage that contains too much alcohol or soporific drug.
This evilboosh has got me drunk and someone has peed my pants.
gnostic1가 작성 2010년 06월 21일 (월)

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