3 definitions by error404

masturbation
I had some trouble starting my day, so after a little self-motivation I was able to find the energy to get going.
error404가 작성 2009년 01월 09일 (금)
The act of rolling under your desk while at work to take a nap. An overwhelming feeling of sleepiness comes over you and the need for a resting place (under your desk) is inevitable.

Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.
Employee 1: "Dude, I thought you had left for the day..."

Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."
error404가 작성 2011년 04월 06일 (수)
The act of composing and sending a letter while under the influence of the pain killer Vicodine or other narcotic.
My boss, John, wrote me and everyone else in the office the shittiest emails after his surgery last week. He must have been out of his right mind and vicotyping.
error404가 작성 2010년 11월 24일 (수)

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