A delicious, sugary object that tastes good. Your mother never lets you eat it in the morning, before lunch, never if you don't eat a good lunch, before supper, and NEVER before bed. Yet somehow American children eat several tons (2,000 pounds multiplied several times) of it each year.
Jimmy: I totally wanna lick that lollipop... No homo Jim-Bob: No get your own candy!
Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the firstusers of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.
Person1: Why is my internetbeing stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.
moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
Guy 1: Dude lets take the escalator
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because escalators are slow and make me fat!
A Net-Twit is an over user of the popular site "twitter". Net-Twits feel important by replying to celebrities and posting their own tweets and pretending that people follow. The other guideline to being a Nit-Twit is that they log into twitter multiple times per day and are addicted to it.
"Jenny just tweeted that she had a massive dump. That is her third tweet already today! What a Net-Twit."