Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"
and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service
direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass
of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.