6 definitions by Seals

Top Definition
an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.
machtig: be careful
vandal: and jizz
#warning #achtung #caution #care #attention
Seals가 작성 2006년 10월 17일 (화)
He loves the nightlife, he loves to boogie, he loves the disco biscuits - however he has a small penis.
That Binxy thought he was suave, but when I saw him in the toilets he had the penis the size of murrays brain.
#beamsy #boogie #dancing #jizz #be careful
Seals가 작성 2006년 10월 17일 (화)
The way a dumb emo with a bad haircut spells sinister.
He needed to save ink to put around his eyes cause his mum confiscated his mascara, so he spelt sinister with two less letters. WTF is a synista?
#emo #wanker #jizz #gay #bi curious
Seals가 작성 2006년 10월 17일 (화)
A queerbo with what he percieves to be an eclectic taste in music when in reality he just listens to emasculated nancy boys who consume copious amounts of jism on a daily basis.
"Look at that mockford with his howie day cd's, what a polesmoker. He should go back with the peacock gang"
#gay #howie #weiner #weenie #ponce
Seals가 작성 2006년 10월 17일 (화)
a new twist on an old joke
vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it
#lame #gay #jizz #roffles #pancake
Seals가 작성 2006년 10월 17일 (화)
A group of homosexuals who live in uni share houses around inner melbourne suburbs. One usually has abnormaly hairy armpits and has a room full of incense to hide the smell of her twat.
"There goes the neighbourhood, the peacock gang just moved in"
#gay #bdsm #lesbian #faggots #poo
Seals가 작성 2006년 10월 17일 (화)
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