4 definitions by Satan's Cock

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).
Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...
Satan's Cock가 작성 2008년 06월 19일 (목)
Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
Satan's Cock가 작성 2006년 08월 02일 (수)
For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.
Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
Satan's Cock가 작성 2008년 05월 13일 (화)
Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
Satan's Cock가 작성 2006년 08월 03일 (목)

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