severe case of blue balls
. When one does
not either get laid for a very
long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load
. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy
balls, watching a lot of porn
, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens
to nice guys
and other guys who aren't able
to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off
by your computer won't help!
The cure: there is only one and you know it well from
magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).
Oh man, I really have
balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple
balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...