10 definitions by Red Sam Black

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Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.
Red Sam Black가 작성 2010년 05월 02일 (일)
Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
Red Sam Black가 작성 2011년 02월 05일 (토)
Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
Red Sam Black가 작성 2012년 05월 28일 (월)
A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.
BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.
Red Sam Black가 작성 2011년 06월 23일 (목)
What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.
Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.
Red Sam Black가 작성 2012년 05월 09일 (수)
A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.
Red Sam Black가 작성 2014년 10월 26일 (일)
A person who gets loud and somewhat obnoxious after a few or several drinks but is more funny than annoying and therefore a pleasure to have in attendance.
Oh wow! Guess who just arrived.
She is one of the all time great party drunks!
Red Sam Black가 작성 2014년 06월 29일 (일)

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