28 definitions by Poster Nutbag

Grits are made from a virtually flavorless grain called HOMMINY (sp?). The blandness results in people dumping large amounts of butter and salt on them. It's really cheap and very popular in the south US.
...and I would have kissed Flo's grits any old day. YOWZA !!
Poster Nutbag가 작성 2003년 06월 26일 (목)
or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"
"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"
Poster Nutbag가 작성 2003년 06월 04일 (수)
When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.
That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.
Poster Nutbag가 작성 2003년 06월 10일 (화)
Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.
The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.
Poster Nutbag가 작성 2003년 06월 20일 (금)
See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.
Poster Nutbag가 작성 2003년 06월 05일 (목)
The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.
Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.
Poster Nutbag가 작성 2003년 05월 28일 (수)
What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.
LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!
Poster Nutbag가 작성 2003년 05월 23일 (금)

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