Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert
! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric
effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert
! Absolutely wonderful
! . . . Alright, love you too Albert
! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just
received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Einstein's mother: But did you solve some
the greatest questions in physics?
Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away
Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take