With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.
I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".
n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money.
..."in inflation everything gets more valuable except money"...
Hair growth formula that comes in a black bottle.
Bigfoot bathes in "Rogaine"
"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.
When Johnny goes to bars he orders a great drink, "gin & tonic".
A brass-colored mineral, FeS2, occurring widely, used as an iron ore and used in producing sulfur dioxide for sulfuric acid. Also known as fool's gold because it looked like gold and people used to think it was.
When the miners struck the jackpot of pyrite they thought it was gold, they tried to sell it for big bucks and then it was tested after bought from them, and then the miners were shot by the buyers.
Meaning grand father I'd Like to Fuck
Although he may be wrinkly, he is foxy, and he is a GFILF.