3 definitions by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus

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1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
NobodyFucksWithTheJesus가 작성 2010년 12월 27일 (월)

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A movie set to release in 2012. Directed by the greatest director of all time, Martin Scorsese, and starring the greatest actor of all time, Robert De Niro.

Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel will also have supporting roles.

The movie is based on the book "I Heard You Paint Houses," the story of Frank Sheeran, who supposedly killed Jimmy Hoffa.

This movie has potential to become the greatest movie of all time, it is the most anticipated movie of my lifetime.
Man 1: What's the greatest movie of all time?
Man 2: Right now? The Godfather... In two years? The Irishman
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A great show, but definitely not the best show of all time.
Jimmy: "Holy shit bro! Just watched the Breaking Bad finale, best fucking show ever!"

Steven: "Have you seen The Sopranos or The Wire you dumb motherfucker?"
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