A clear liquid with
the following properties:
1) 95% alcohol (190 proof). This means
1 shot everclear
2 1/2 shots of most
other hard liquors
2) Very flammable
3) Has a warning on the bottle that you should NOT drink it straight
4) Nobody really follows the above
5) When poured into a shot and consumed, will
throat like battery acid would
6) Mixes very well with
juice, creating a potent potable called "jungle juice"
underestimate its power and drink way too much
in regurgitation of dinner and possible stomach-pumping
8) Is not legal in many states
, or in some states only
in it's 76.5% (153 proof) form
9) Generally about
$15 a fifth, but think how much
alcohol you're getting...
10) Everclear will
not get that girl drunk to the point
where you can hit it. It will
get her drunk to the point
where she'll puke like there's no tomorrow and probably pass out. Stick with
regular liquor in this endeavor.
1 shot and you'll feel like you've been stabbed in the throat.
is the most you should ever give
a girl that you have the intention of hooking
up with in the next few hours.
3 shots will
probably make you puke like never before
if you're some dumb 14 year raiding your
alcoholic dad's liquor cabinet.
4 shots will
send you to the ER if you're the above
5 shots will
probably kill the same dumb kid.
6 shots will
get a 200 lb. guy pretty wasted.
7 shots will
make him puke.
is my personal record. It resulted in serious
loss of dinner and a very bad night
If you can break double digits, I'll either be really impressed
or sending my regards to your
family for the tragic loss.