1 definition by Mr. Staypuf

"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.

Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."

"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."

2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."

"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
Mr. Staypuf가 작성 2009년 11월 17일 (화)

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