4 definitions by MisterE

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.
Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!
MisterE가 작성 2006년 01월 27일 (금)
An extremely small unit to measure things by, subdivided into a `gnat's dick-end´, (about 8 to the gnat's dick), and a `gnat's cock-hair´, (about 12 to the gnat's dick-end) thus giving an imperial scale of 96 divisions. This sort of accuracy is essential if you're trying to get people on the moon, and maybe one day we will!
Hebden Bridge council worker to oppo,who's struggling to put up a lamp post:
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'
MisterE가 작성 2006년 02월 03일 (금)
Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.
Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.
MisterE가 작성 2006년 02월 02일 (목)
taking care of it. handling your business.
Are you getting tickets to that game? Yo, I'm all over it.
MisterE가 작성 2003년 07월 14일 (월)

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