61 definitions by MistahTom

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.
Bill, William and Billiam played trash jenga and Bill lost.
MistahTom가 작성 2005년 10월 21일 (금)
The Bible is probably the best book ever. You can use it as a coaster, hit people with it, look funny and quote it, eat the pages, fire fuel, toilet paper, start a war, control the stoopid people of the world, read it and become president, Hanaukkah present, piss off the Muslims, and turn back the clock.
I used my bible yesterday as a fiber subustitute.
MistahTom가 작성 2005년 12월 07일 (수)
A derrogatory slur for a person of African descent. i.e: Nigger
Dem spooks like to play bones and shoot dice.
MistahTom가 작성 2005년 07월 26일 (화)
A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.

See: Retard
Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."
Mistahtom가 작성 2010년 02월 10일 (수)
Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.
Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.
Mistahtom가 작성 2010년 04월 18일 (일)
A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.
Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.
mistahtom가 작성 2005년 11월 09일 (수)
A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.
Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.
MistahTom가 작성 2005년 11월 02일 (수)

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