9 definitions by LosrDogg

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.
It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.
LosrDogg가 작성 2009년 08월 16일 (일)
Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.
"I gotta go, it's my beat time."
LosrDogg가 작성 2009년 07월 26일 (일)
The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.
"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."
LosrDogg가 작성 2009년 07월 21일 (화)
Lacking a wrist. When you can't tell where the fore-arm ends and the hand begins on a person of excessive weight. The upper-body version of the 'cankle'.
"omg she's so fat she's got fands!"
LosrDogg가 작성 2009년 05월 07일 (목)
Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.
"If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."
LosrDogg가 작성 2009년 07월 24일 (금)
The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.
Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!
LosrDogg가 작성 2009년 08월 17일 (월)
The most retarded name for a hot sauce ever.
"I want this hot sauce to be more geared towards beef, what should we name it?"

-beefy bouncy!

"..."
LosrDogg가 작성 2009년 08월 16일 (일)

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