4 definitions by Lisa Padilla

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The annoying habit of interrupting a person trying to make a point or posing a distraction for those trying to understand said point.
Conference attendee 1 "Hans Rosling gave a compelling speech about the world's economy, did you catch it?"

Conference attendee 2 "No! Some heckler was grok blocking me!"

Conference attendee 1 "Too bad. It was very informative."
Lisa Padilla가 작성 2008년 04월 18일 (금)
Being fired and then immediately rehired to do more work or the same work for less pay.
Boss "You're fired."
Employee "Oh no."
Boss "What if I let you stay on for 1/2 pay?"
Employee "...Okay."
Boss "See you tomorrow then."

(Later)

Roommate "How did your day go, did you get fired?"
Employee "No, I got fhired."
Lisa Padilla가 작성 2008년 04월 03일 (목)
n.

A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.

Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
Lisa Padilla가 작성 2008년 04월 07일 (월)
A soft flame (email or comments) war initiated or participated in by a b-list blogger.
Boss "Is that flame war gonna hurt us?"
Social Media Consultant "It's not as bad as it looks, it was just a hussey, sir"
Lisa Padilla가 작성 2008년 04월 07일 (월)

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