1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 04월 19일 (월)
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 05월 12일 (수)
(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 05월 10일 (월)
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
Kung-fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 06월 26일 (토)
When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 04월 18일 (일)
To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.
Hitler hated the jews with a passion.
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 04월 14일 (수)
(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 06월 06일 (일)

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