1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.
throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.
kung-fu jesus가 작성 2004년 08월 19일 (목)
(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.

Antonym: Keep it real
I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 05월 11일 (화)
According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.

Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 04월 16일 (금)
Courageous, manly.
*reaches down*

Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 04월 17일 (토)
How the uneducated say 'could have'
chav: I could of got a E in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead.
kung-fu jesus가 작성 2004년 09월 24일 (금)
(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.
That's quite a shiner on your face
Kung-Fu Jesus가 작성 2004년 05월 06일 (목)
For the most part, factually correct.
How can a tour guide be called a tour manager if they didn't plan or oversee anything?

Why waste breath with "person with a disability" when "disabled" is more concise?
kung-fu jesus가 작성 2004년 09월 06일 (월)

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