A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy
), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.
"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"
"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"
"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"
"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"