WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"
HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because
left a trophy shit
with a big TP plug under
it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms
enough to avoid this kind
of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across
the street and give
THEM our gas and food money."
WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"