636 definitions by Jake

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
Jake가 작성 2004년 02월 20일 (금)
To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.
"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"
Jake가 작성 2005년 02월 09일 (수)
Another way to say dog. Simple as that.
"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"
Jake가 작성 2005년 03월 27일 (일)
A holding pen designed to keep preteens away from the rest of the world.
By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.
Jake가 작성 2005년 03월 27일 (일)
position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69
we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.
Jake가 작성 2004년 02월 03일 (화)
(adjective) hard or erect
as soon as she dropped her underpants, I was up.
Jake가 작성 2004년 01월 16일 (금)
when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
Jake가 작성 2004년 03월 20일 (토)

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