636 definitions by Jake

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.
"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."
Jake가 작성 2005년 02월 13일 (일)
the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:

a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10

b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10

c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5

--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!

idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.

cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut

idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.

cool person: drop dead
jake가 작성 2005년 04월 01일 (금)
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.

Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"

Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."
Jake가 작성 2005년 10월 20일 (목)
Someone who likes to fuck young children.
Alix Merrick is such a paedophile. He is also gay and likes cock.
Jake가 작성 2005년 03월 19일 (토)
(verb) to ejaculate
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
Jake가 작성 2004년 03월 23일 (화)
a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
jake가 작성 2004년 06월 19일 (토)
The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.
RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.
Jake가 작성 2003년 02월 23일 (일)

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