6 definitions by Hazard89

An online bandwagon game where many ants gather to do highly repetitive tasks on a genre that hasn't changed in like... 10-15 years. CoD may get new guns or whatever, but ultimately you know what it'll do. And the random enemeies with mediocre aim shooting you out of nowhere is stupidly annoying. Many mindless drones that wouldn't know a good game if it bit them in the ass buy this game. It has success because of these drones all hopping on the bandwagon.
Drone: HAY DOOD LET'S GO GET CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS MAAAAAN!!!!

ANT: YES OH GOD YES! *orgasms*

The 2 idiots proceed to jumpon the bandwagon and ride to the nearest video game retail store.
Hazard89가 작성 2010년 11월 09일 (화)
The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.
Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:
Hazard89가 작성 2010년 09월 29일 (수)
A gamer who has adopted the name since 2005. He has an odd mind that freaks many people out, some are even still attending therapy. Though you may try, this guy CANNOT be mindfucked, ultimately he will just laugh and move on. He also has a very strong stomach, as what might gross most people out, has no effect (or a completely different effect) on him.
Johnny: Dude... I fooled Hazard into googling "Offended"... He was unphased.... He even laughed at some of it... o_O

Bob: Dude... That guy is seriously warped o_o

Johnny: I know... He laughs at things utterly disturb others ._.

Bob: That's because he's already disturbed... >.>
Hazard89가 작성 2010년 10월 15일 (금)
An ejaculation so powerful, it can't be held back and explodes across the room. Or in the case of a blowjob, causes the blower to gag a little from the sudden blast at the uvula, and leaking. During intercourse, it gushes out from the openings. Also known to break condoms.
Jack: Dude.... That girl sure knew how to blow....
Jason: Say wha...?
Jack: It was so good, I had an ejacusplosion and she almost choked!
Jason: DAMN! O_o

John: Dude... I'm in trouble...
Frank: Why?
John: I... may have gotten Jessica pregnant?
Frank: WTF! Why didn't your dumbass use a condom?!
John: I did.... My ejacusplosion blew a hole in the tip...
Frank: ._. ....
Hazard89가 작성 2010년 10월 10일 (일)
Something so big, so huge, you have to fuse four words to hit the tip of the iceberg.
Ron: I thought the Queen Radscorpion on Fallout New Vegas was big...

Jake: Yeah?

Ron: Then I played God of War 3 ._.

Jake: lol, what happened?

Ron: Fucking thing was GINORMONSTRASSIVE O_O I almost shit myself when I saw it ._.
Hazard89가 작성 2010년 12월 01일 (수)
The action of jabbing your thumbnail into another's arm. Depending on boniness of the finger and fingernail length, the doom finger can be VERY painful! Especially when done repeatedly. The user makes a fist with the thumb sticking out over the index, much like a knuckle sandwich but the thumb instead.
Jessica: *holds up doom finger*

Abby: *sees it and cowers*
Hazard89가 작성 2011년 03월 30일 (수)

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