4 definitions by Facecake

Taking a squirty water-bottle outside on a cold day and cleaning your partners minge for her.
That Arctic Douche was going great until I queefed the water all over his face.
Facecake가 작성 2009년 07월 25일 (토)
The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.
Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.

Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.
Facecake가 작성 2009년 07월 25일 (토)
A horny guy sits on the toilet about to lay a huge shit and realises he needs a wank.
Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.

Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.
Facecake가 작성 2009년 07월 30일 (목)
Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
Facecake가 작성 2009년 07월 30일 (목)

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