Wavy Gravy was the emcee at Woodstock, and has amazing life stories that can be found in his book (which can prolly be purchased at Border's or something). He has met many a friend, made no enemies, and seems to have no regrets in his life.
If fscking iSketch crashes one more time I swear I am going to stalk the administrators and disembowel them in their sleep.
After a longnight of raving, Nick realised how stupid and uncool he was for tying a glowstick around his penis and dancing to "Cotton Eye Joe." He went back to his room and crashed. The next morning, Nick killed himself.