2 definitions by CharlesGlass

Small green lumps, constructed of unidentified, allergy induced matter of dubious nature.

Their natural habitat is in the nostrils of nuns over the age of seventy. They are accompanied by Allergephobia, which induces all sufferers to have a deep aversion to anything bearing a remote resemblance to pollen, dust, cats and husbands consuming more than one whiskey and soda.

It also causes one's breath to become extremely toxic, despite the insistence on handing out peppermints to anything with less than three legs.

A good way to rid one's presence of greenlump sufferers is to eat a jar of pickled onions prior to a possible meeting.
"That nun tried to give me a peppermint."
"Really? Perhaps she has greenlumps!"

"Sorry Alf!"

"Nonsense, you've had quite enough!"
CharlesGlass가 작성 2009년 07월 16일 (목)
An expletive used in times of extreme stress, travial or inadvertant physical mutilation.

For instance if one rode over one's own foot with a wheelbarrow.

Or if one executed such a fierce putt that the putter completed a full arc and pounded the back of one's head.
"Is that a dog chasing our chickens?"

"Yes it is to! I shall kick it! Fuggalubbahoosh!"
CharlesGlass가 작성 2009년 07월 15일 (수)

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